Dead Men Drink No Ales Tank Top
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Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. For all-over-print items, wash inside out to preserve the design and extend product life.
Dead Men Drink No Ales Tank Top
Description
Description
Plot twist. The Dead Men Drink No Ales Tank Top is a soft red-triblend unisex tank with a pirate-adjacent graphic that makes a point without a sword. Bold statement, lightweight fabric, absolutely dock-appropriate.
Made-to-order and printed just for you at TotalDockhead.com.
- Soft red triblend fabric — lightweight and breathable
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Available in red triblend and athletic heather | Sizes XS–2XL
- Made-to-order | Non-refundable
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